The Commonwealth of The Sabines is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.16 billion Sabinesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Sabinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion oboluses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 65,381 oboluses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,964 per year while the poor average 4,163, a ratio of 100 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, euthanasia is illegal, elections have been outlawed, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is a problem. The Sabines's national animal is the Sabinian Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Sabines is ranked 65,407^th in the world and 129^th in Wintreath for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.6 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.